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~How
to Tell if You're Having a Redneck Thanksgiving~
You
might be having a redneck Thanksgiving if...
You've
ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving
dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You've
ever re-used a paper plate.
If
you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on
the side.
If
you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On
Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your
turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your
best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
Your
stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your
only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side
dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
You
have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
The
directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You
consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You
have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your
secret family recipe is illegal.
You
serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
~Author
Unknown~
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