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'Twas
the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I
tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The
leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
But
I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing
and turning with anticipation.....
The
thought of a snack became infatuation.....
So
I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And
gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I
gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles
and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I
felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til
all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!
I
crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky.....
With
a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But
I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.....
HAPPY
EATING TO ALL !!
PASS
THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
May
your stuffing be tasty,
Your
turkey be plump.
May
your taters 'n gravy
Have
nary a lump.
May
your yams be delicious,
Your
pies take the prize,
May
your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay
well off your thighs!!!
May
your Thanksgiving truly be a blessed one this year!
~Author
Unknown ~
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