Three Rules For the Dog 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. The dog stays out side in the specially built wooden compartment named for a very good reason, the dog house. Okay, the dog can enter the house but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis provided his doghouse could be sold in a garage sale to a rookie dog owner. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable, but secure cage. Okay, the cage becomes part of a "two for one" deal in the garage sale and the dog can go wherever he pleases. 2. The dog is not allowed on the furniture. Okay, the dog can get up on the old furniture, but not the new furniture. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works, and buy new furniture on which the dog will most definitely not be allowed. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed with humans. Period. 3. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed only. Okay, The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. Okay, The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers, but not with his head on your pillow. Okay, the dog can sleep along side you, under the covers with his head on your pillow, but if he snores, he's got to leave the room. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.    Comments? To return to Puppy Love... Background set by... Featuring the artwork of... To the best of my knowledge, midi playing is public domain. ~Page designed by Beth~ ~I just want you to know who I am.~