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~How To Make a Policeman Cry~

Want to see a policeman cry? Would you like to see him bury his face in his hands, bawl like a baby and slam his fist into the side of his patrol car? It's easy.

Start by refusing to listen to your wife when she suggests that she drive. Don't be a wimp. Assert yourself. Say, "Aw, heck, I can drive better with a few beers under my belt than you can cold sober."

Twenty minutes later you are standing in the dark on the side of the highway with broken glass and spilled gasoline around. Your wife is screaming, pinned beneath the jagged edges of twisted metal. Your two year old daughter is silent. Your six year old son is sprawled face down 30 feet away.

The policeman smells the alcohol on your breath when you try to explain, and he's not gentle as he pushes you into the patrol car and tells you to shut up. Then he pauses to wipe tears before he turns his attention to what's left of your family and your car.

Congratulations. You've made a policeman cry.

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This story could be about anyone who chooses to drink and drive.  Please stop and think twice before you do it.

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(© 1997 Michael Ferguson.  Used with permission.)
~Michael Ferguson's Home Page~

Is it worth it?

Find a ride...take a cab...make someone the designated driver...please...just don't drink and drive!

Don't Drink and Drive!!

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